Rittenhouse

V. To put yourself in a terrible situation and then pretend to be a hero by “resolving” the situation.

I’m tired of everyone high fiving David over putting out that house fire. He totally Rittenhoused it by flicking his blunt into the laundry before peeing out the flames. He’s not a hero, he’s a total chode.

by NapoleonBonerfart November 19, 2021

Rittenhouse

To be a terrorist who goes across state lines and murders unarmed protesters.

Jimbob Sisterfucker tried to be a Rittenhouse when he left his trailor and drove to the next state to shoot protesters. Luckily a protester grabbed his gun and beat him with it before he could actually shoot someone.

by Patriotic Leftie March 9, 2021

Rittenhouse

1. Free as fuck.
2. Innocent.
3. Not guilty.
4. Staying strapped.
5. Putting sharps on point.
6. Taking out the the trash.

Guy 1: Did you smoke the last of the weed?

Guy 2: nah, dawg I'm Rittenhouse up in here.

by Rastathewhite November 20, 2021

Rittenhouse

To be found innocent of self defense by a jury and have media slander you

You have been found rittenhoused

by MissMoss November 19, 2021

Rittenhouse

When one fucks around then promptly finds out.

Rioter, "My arm, he shot my arm!"

Random guy, "Dude! You got Rittenhoused!"

by Ausher November 19, 2021

RITTENHOUSED

To cleanse the world of Chomos, grandma beaters, drunk drivers, rioters, looters and arsonists

"Hey man, I rittenhoused my neighborhood last night. It was COOL!!

by AZ Joe November 19, 2021

Kyle Rittenhouse

The future co-owner of CNN and Washington Post alongside Nick Sandmann.

Looks like Kyle Rittenhouse will try to help Nick Sandmann in taking care of CNN and Washington Post so one day they may reform and become what they have been claiming to be for their entire existence, news outlets.

by Idiot-Finder2 November 20, 2021