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ringtone rap

Rap music made not to sell albums, but to sell ringtones. Can be spotted by the generally stupid-as-shit nature of the song, which has a five-second repeating beat and about three lines of 'song' which is also endlessly repeated. Totally loved by fucktards that have no taste in music.
"Yo, dawg! You dig that new Soulja Boy track?"
"Fuck no, I don't listen to ringtone rap!"
by Zack Lane September 7, 2007
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ringtone

The noise one's cell phone makes when a call is made. Usually is a song the person likes, taken off the internet.
Check out this sweet Enter Sandman ringtone I got on my cell phone!
by Jibi Hendrix April 8, 2005
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devil's ringtone

any sound that is completely horrendous and unbearable, hence it would be considered the devil's ringtone
soulja boy's music is the devil's ringtone
by VN503 July 31, 2009
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ringtone

The worse thing ever to be created.
If you own ringtone, check with your doctor. You may be a dumbass.
by dehidral767 July 1, 2005
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Ringtone Hypnosis

1. The sound of the ringtone is too enjoyable to answer the call.
2. The song selected for the ringtone is so mesmerizing, the call recepient chooses to listen to the song over the voice of the caller.
3. When a phone rings, and the recipient becomes so engaged in the song, he forgets to answer the call.
4. The recipient of a call cannot answer the phone because his urges require him to complete the song.
5. The act of choosing to listen to the ringtone over engaging in a conversation with the caller revealed on Caller ID.
1. "Please leave a message: 'Greg! I know you're listening to that stupid song you like so much!! Please change my ringtone to something annoying and end the ringtone hypnosis!'
2. "You haven't spoken to your mother in months, man!"..."I know. It's ringtone hypnosis. I WANT to talk to her, but I just have to let the song play out."
3. "I'm sorry I missed your call. I caught a touch of ringtone hypnosis. It won't happen again. I'm changing the ringtone."
4. "That's your boss! Answer it!" ... "I want to, but you know...ringtone hypnosis"
5. "Dude! Ain't that your girl?"..."Yeah, but I like this song. I can talk to her later."..."They have a word for that, now, you know! It's called 'ringtone hypnosis', dude!"
by Cravicky July 23, 2020
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Lost Your Ringtone

To tell someone, specifically a significant other: "You Lost Your Ringtone" is a serious sign the relationship is over. A special ringtone is only reserved for those near and dear. It is the ultimate end of the relationship. On the upside, you can give the former ringtone to your new boo. One persons loss, another's gain.
Nitai: I have bad news. You lost your ringtone. Sorry.
by Funny Moms May 31, 2018
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Ringtone DJ

One who plays around with the ringtones on thier phone as much to the point of annoyance
Micheal! Stop being such a Ringtone DJ!
by DizzyLizzy November 15, 2006
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