When someone points out a wrong color, your are granted the power to check their retina. By doing this, you pull out their eyes, and check their retina. If you pass, the eyes are put back in. If you fail, your eyes get mauled by a baseball bat.
John : Nice purple sweatpants.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.
by mrretina February 1, 2020
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2. Urb. When something is so bright, it leaves an afterimage on your eyes for a long time.
3. Urb. When you see something so vile, so disgusting, so horrible, that the image burns into your retinas and can not be unseen.
2. Urb. When something is so bright, it leaves an afterimage on your eyes for a long time.
3. Urb. When you see something so vile, so disgusting, so horrible, that the image burns into your retinas and can not be unseen.
1. Why are you going in for lasik surgery? Because I have retinal scarring.
2. Wow, your computer screen is so bright, the boot-up screen is scarred into my retinas.
3. I visited 4chan the other day and even though I stayed in the work safe section, there just seems to be no way to avoid the retinal scarring. You can't get /b/ out with eye bleach.
2. Wow, your computer screen is so bright, the boot-up screen is scarred into my retinas.
3. I visited 4chan the other day and even though I stayed in the work safe section, there just seems to be no way to avoid the retinal scarring. You can't get /b/ out with eye bleach.
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