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Bar Rescue

A program shown on Spike TV that's a documentary / reality show where a man named Jon Taffer finds bars that are going down the toliet for some reason or other (shitty sanitation, crappy management, poopy bar food, seedy crowds, problems with the liquor, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, etc. and then retrains the bar & kitchen staff for new food & drink recipes and rebuilds the bar itself in hopes that the new branding and new food & bar menus will bring back customers.
I'm gonna watch Bar Rescue on the telly tonight to see if Jon Taffer can pull The Purple People-Eater out of the dumper.
by Telephony April 24, 2015
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resourciopath

A combination of sociopath and hoarding. A person that collects an abundance of resources that they could never possibly need or use so that they can control, influence, and force power over other people that want those resources and have no other way of obtaining them.
Person 1: I hate billionaires. Who would ever need a billion dollars?
Person 2: Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, and Elon Musk all have over $100 billion. It's disgusting.
Person 1: They are resourciopaths for sure. I can't believe anyone thinks they are 'philanthropists.'
by psilipijiphili June 23, 2021
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Human Resources

Soulless, mendacious, spineless, shit-eating prick twisters who aren't smart enough to be lawyers or empathetic enough to be child molesters.
That lying fuckface Tim in HR won't do shit about my useless boss. Human Resources strikes again.
by NylonPimp January 16, 2017
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Rectum Reliever

Man, I was tearing Tanyas ass apart last night and she tapped out. As she was crying mercy, she said why don’t you stuff it it my Rectum Reliever. I asked her what she meant, and she opened her mouth and I obliged! What a great woman.
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
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Sticktus Rectus Syndrome

Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.
After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.
by Dr. Dixienormus January 11, 2015
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Robot Resources

1. What Human Resources will be called after we're all replaced by robots. HR will become RR.

2.The enabler of a new economic paradigm where we're all either sipping pina coladas on the beach, or shipped off to glue factories.
You got a problem with us, Elon? Take it up with RR (Robot Resources).

HR is totally useless. I look forward to the day it's replaced by Robot Resources. Even though that'll mean I'm out of a job I guess.
by denumb October 29, 2017
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rectumania

It's rumored that rectumania pays more in adult pornographic work specialization.
by Zembayyeh July 20, 2007
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