right rester

A male whose penis rests to the right side of his pants while sitting or standing.

Look at Jacob, hes so dumb. I bet he's a "right rester."

C'mon, man. Don't be such a "right rester."

by Frankie69 November 19, 2013

Beat it like a rented mule

To mistreat for one's own interests without fear of reprimand.

He beat that dog like a rented mule.

by Lew Stuwle July 12, 2003

Rekted

When someone is rekt so hard that you have to add the suffix: -ed. Usually said from one 12 year old to another.

Jared: Piss off!! I keep dying!
Harry: Shut up n00b!
Tony: Dude don't be mad just because you're getting absolutely rekted.

by Toje Bigboy May 28, 2016

Rosted

When you burn someone so hard you forget how to spell roasted

Oh man that guy got R-O-S-T-E-D rosted

by G1NG3RN8T10N October 5, 2016

Get reeted on

Be decimated, beaten, or conquered by someone more superior to you

Checkmate! Get reeted on!

by Dude847362 December 25, 2018

Reshed

Fleshiness: more than average fatness.

Jackie - Dude, your really fat!
Michael - Yeah. I'm starting to become a Reshed.
Jackie - Oh, I'm sorry dude.

by Honey Sprouse March 10, 2012

rusted musket

when you do a girl in the ass and you bring your dick out and it has a film of shit on it. your dick is the musket and the shit is considered the rust

I was just trying to put it in her ass, but i wound up with a rusted musket!

by motown pussy bruiser July 24, 2009