Any mucous-like liquid that unexpectedly seeps from one's rectum; usually after a scorching case of diarreah.
Rectal gravy generally has a foul smell worse than that of generic diarreah.
Rectal gravy generally has a foul smell worse than that of generic diarreah.
In math class I tried to let out a silent fart when out come some rectal gravy. The whole classroom smelled of septic sludge.
by Navin_Johnson January 13, 2008
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A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.
With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.
by BiggerD October 14, 2010
Get the cranio-rectal intrusion mug.Last night I was really drunk, so on a dare I drank a jar full of pickle brine. Then I had a rectal piss that made my ass raw.
by Michael_Hunt April 21, 2008
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"STFU you rectal rummager! I heard bout what you did to that other guy when you were drunk at the party, you fgt!"
by bigjimdx June 1, 2005
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by running out of patience January 5, 2008
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by Running out of patience January 28, 2007
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