When you take a huge shit that doesn't break before it touches the water in the bowl leaving your ass attached to the water by a "rescue-line" of shit.
"Oh man I totally pulled off a Helicopter Rescue this morning after demolishing those 8 burgers last night"
by cirus00 August 29, 2011
Get the Helicopter Rescuemug. 1. A backup designated driver usually employed when the the primary designated driver gets sloppy drunk.
2. A Space Shuttle made ready on the launch pad to rescue astronauts if their crew accidentally leaves them in in space.
2. A Space Shuttle made ready on the launch pad to rescue astronauts if their crew accidentally leaves them in in space.
1. Damn it! Ted can barely stand up, use your cell to call the rescue shuttle.
2. Oh Snap! We left Commander Johnson outside on the spacewalk. I guess we'll have to radio NASA for the rescue shuttle.
2. Oh Snap! We left Commander Johnson outside on the spacewalk. I guess we'll have to radio NASA for the rescue shuttle.
by olsongt May 9, 2009
Get the rescue shuttlemug. Not actually a toaster at all, a small robot who's primary function is to collect objects from the ground that it desires, such as teeth, to make a necklace. When attacked will retaliate with a large stilson wrench.
by Steve March 3, 2005
Get the Rescue Toastermug. When there is beef between people and you're a bystander and you think the roast is going to go down and things are going to get worse you grab a friend for backup A.K.A your Fire Rescue.
by my ex-boyfriend August 9, 2016
Get the Fire Rescuemug. You're in a club and you see a girl leave her drink at the bar when she goes to powder her nose. When she comes back, instead of actually spiking her drink, rush over to her and scream "DON'T DRINK THAT!". Explain you saw some middle-aged guy slip something into her drink and you just wanted to make sure she didn't end up Fritzl'd.
Next, slyly suggest she needs a new drink and that you would be willing to buy it her. How it goes from there is up to you.
Next, slyly suggest she needs a new drink and that you would be willing to buy it her. How it goes from there is up to you.
by Souperman 1234 September 1, 2010
Get the Roofie Rescuemug. 1. An animal rescue who purchases animals to resell while labeling the transaction as adoption.
2. An animal rescue who collects donated funds to “rescue” animals from breeders and auctions by purchasing them.
3. An animal rescue who purchases dogs from another country to bring back to the US to sell them under the label of adoption.
2. An animal rescue who collects donated funds to “rescue” animals from breeders and auctions by purchasing them.
3. An animal rescue who purchases dogs from another country to bring back to the US to sell them under the label of adoption.
I went to the dog auction this weekend and saw all the retail rescues buying dogs from breeders to resell using the term adoption.
by realanimalwelfare May 31, 2018
Get the Retail Rescuemug. When you’re on the bottom and you lay there being completely dead weight while the women (or man) does all the work.
by Epic_gamer66 December 13, 2020
Get the Rescue Randymug.