rhode island renovation

the act of inserting all of ones ten fingers into a significant others anus and proceeding to spread all ten fingers and grabbing the feces from ones asshole
my girl let me try the rhode island renovation for the first time last night and it was spectacular
by anonymous August 07, 2024
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renoventing

verb, meaning to vent your joys or frustrations during a home renovation. Expressing yourself before, during or after any kind of renovation.
I'm renoventing to anyone who will listen about all the mess in my house since the kitchen reno began.
by catherineroxit August 01, 2010
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downstairs renovations

The adjustment or touching of ones penis &/or scrotum, usually when the penis &/or scrotum are being nurtured by underwear or some form of cloth. Preferably with a hand or hands. Usually to remove any pain, itch, uncomfortableness or general urge to grope one's self in the scrotum &/or penis. This act is usually carried out by the scrotum &/or penis's owner, or ones such partner, acquaintance, relative, friend etc. This occurs frequently whilst walking.
Bill: Pardon my hairy scrotum's attempt at escaping from my cloth. I'll just have to do some downstairs renovations.

Bob: That's alright fine chap, I know that feel, my scrotum isn't rather tame either.
by Yourmumsovaries June 05, 2014
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