Skip to main content

relaxationing

I will be relaxationing until I have to go back to work after the Christmas holidays.
by LTS412 January 1, 2010
mugGet the relaxationing mug.

Unijunction Transistor Relaxation Oscillator

Part of a circuit formed with a unijunction transistor and a capacitor. It creates a triangle wave and can be used as a timer instead of a 555 timer.

Why exactly you would look up this "smart" thing on urban dictionary is a long mystery.
He used a Unijunction Transistor relaxation Oscillator to create a flashing light to annoy his friends while they slept.
by zbx June 8, 2012
mugGet the Unijunction Transistor Relaxation Oscillator mug.

relationship relaxation

when you have been in a relationship for a decent amount of time, and you start to become a careless slob.
some things that are affected by relationship relaxation include:

hair- you probably don't style it much, and think that a 'bun' is good for going out

clothes- you start wearing track pants and huge jumpers around your partner because hey, who are you trying to impress?

weight- you start putting on weight and letting yourself go, using the 'they will love me no matter what' excuse.

general manners and etiquette- you find yourself burping and doing disgusting things around your partner, and for those who are really relaxed, you might even slip in a fart or two!
girl one: hey, i'm just going over to my boyfriends for a bit

girl two: your wearing your pajama pants and that ugly jumper your nan knitted you, i mean did you even brush your teeth?

girl one: oh it doesn't matter to him, he loves me

girl two: hunny, your suffering from some serious relationship relaxation!
by banginbabe March 23, 2011
mugGet the relationship relaxation mug.

relongation

after a guy gets out of a cold pool, shrinkage occurs and he must wait up to 10 minutes for relongation to fully take place.
1-
dan: hey throw some clothes on we're going out
john: gimme a minute, I just went swimming and gotta relongate in case becky walks in on me and sees my 2 inch cock.

2-
if relongation takes more than 4 hours, see your doctor
by Jimmy Fitzgerald April 26, 2008
mugGet the relongation mug.

Relaxation

by Crusty grandma June 24, 2021
mugGet the Relaxation mug.

surprise relocation

The act of moving an object or person from one location to another against their will.
H: What did you do last night Bill?
B: Well Henry, I drugged my little brother and dropped him off in a dumpster at the nearest sweatshop.
H: Isn't that called kidnap?
B: Hell no! It's just surprise relocation.
by eyes2thesku4u May 20, 2008
mugGet the surprise relocation mug.

Relaxation

The one thing in our lives that disappears sometime between middle school and freshman year that dosen't come back until we are old and wrinkly and have nothing to do but watch our grandchildren.
Guy 1: Dude, when will I get some time to just sit and rest?
Guy 2: When you're 90. And What you want is relaxation... should of enjoyed it while you could.
by posioncupcake November 17, 2011
mugGet the Relaxation mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email