nine kinds of relish

1. A slightly strange, confusing or inexplicable occurrence or state of events; something that defies normal logic in a minor way.

2. Someone who makes others uneasy or uncomfortable, despite a normal outward presentation.

1. I usually leave my car keys on the kitchen counter, but today I found them in the refrigerator. It's been nine kinds of relish this morning.

2. That guy at the party last night seemed nice, but there was something off about him -- he was definitely nine kinds of relish. I'm glad I didn't give him my number.

by verythinice June 21, 2009

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reliant k

Car made by Chrysler in the 1980's. Not to be confused with the band, Relient K.

She listened to Relient K while driving her Reliant K.

by C-Mills May 30, 2007

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relisa • reliable • relish • Reliant K • Reliability • Reliable Source • Reisa • Redisa • Reliableship • Religaholic

sweet relish

to say to your buddy as a beautiful girl walks in your direction. (Originated in Livermore, Ca by Chris W. and Lake S. in '00)

Lake S. - "Hey, Hey, Hey" (Nudging in Female's direction)

-In Unison-

Chris W./Lake S. - "Ah....Sweet Relish"

by Chris W. / Lake S. March 13, 2008

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Gentlemens Relish

The resltant gooey mess, that explosively manifests itself, following vigorous self-agitation, or by one or more females performing acts of extreme jollity upon ones bodily parts.

Spunk, Guy Goo, Semen, Josh

For her Crimble Snowstorm, I called up the best Gentlemes Relish I had to offer.

She said "Thank you kind sir for such a selfless act of generosity in supplying my tidy little pussy with so much gentlemens relish." To which I replied "No worries lass!"

by Porlus December 30, 2007

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