Relaxing

watching memes the day before an exam.

Person 1: I'm relaxing
Person 2: Dude we have a chem test tomorrow.
Person 1: Oh ummm
Person 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Shut up before I make you study.

by the racist kid who makes jokes April 6, 2019

shit repacking

Shoving shit back up your ass

Sam: What are you doing friday night?

John: Just going to be shit repacking

by Automaticauckland May 11, 2017

Maxing and Relaxing

Coined by Jeff Sepulveda of Santa Monica, and used in early '80's song lyrics, it refers to "Maxing out your Relaxation"!

Went over to ma boyz house to see if he wanted to hit the strip . . . But instead, he was "Maxing and Relaxing" at home . . .

by Po' Man! June 15, 2011

Productively Relaxing

The state in which a person is calm and comfortable while being effective and efficient.

Heather is "productively relaxing" while laying down in her bed conducting research for her paper

Jon is "productively relaxing" while laying down on his couch checking his emails

by social entrepreneur April 20, 2013

Retracting tortoise

A phrase used in response to somebody doing or saying something so unattractive, that the most mighty of erections would quickly shrivel to the size of an acorn. Very much like the head of a tortoise would retract within its shell.

"Dude, did you see Lucy eating that sausage and egg mcmuffin earlier?"
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."

by Huuuuud September 23, 2012

Repanting

To wear a pair of pants more than one day in a row. Can also be applied to other articles of clothing. i.e. Resocking, reshirting, etc.

I'm totally repanting, laundry is for squares.

by Tullay August 15, 2009

Relaxing

Relaxing :- A gentlemen enjoying a well deserved rest resulting in him being utterly and totally relieved.

Hey Jon what you up to this evening mate ?

I fully intend on relaxing inside my bird.

by The Unloader November 6, 2010