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Severe Cranial Rectitus

Severe cranial rectitus(n.); A condition in which someone's rectum has been deeply penetrated by either their own head or somebody else's in such a manner that medical attention is required to thus remove the cranium from inside of the anal cavity.
"Dude, why do you always have to think with your head up your ass?"
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."
by Dr. Jones 2021 January 28, 2021
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rectumitis

An inflammation of the rectum.
Basil , who was renown for scratching his itchy arse, finally went to the doctor and was diagnosed with ring rot causing rectumitis.
by stropmag December 19, 2015
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optic-rectumitis

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.
"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."
by bob March 23, 2005
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Rectumitis

A hilarious way of stating "He or She has their head up their ass"'
He purchased three truck loads of string because he thinks he can fly his kite to the sun. He has a serious case of Rectumitis which means he has his head up his ass
by CT Jordaan January 2, 2022
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Optical rectumitous

If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.
by byrd77 January 6, 2009
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Optical Rectumitius

Not beeing able to see shit because your head is so far up ur own ASS!!
Flaslight has Optical Rectumitius
by Suicide424 February 19, 2010
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Optical rectumitis

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis
by Big huff February 24, 2024
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