Severe cranial rectitus(n.); A condition in which someone's rectum has been deeply penetrated by either their own head or somebody else's in such a manner that medical attention is required to thus remove the cranium from inside of the anal cavity.
"Dude, why do you always have to think with your head up your ass?"
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."
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Basil , who was renown for scratching his itchy arse, finally went to the doctor and was diagnosed with ring rot causing rectumitis.
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