Recapitated

Having ones head put back on. Usually only able to be done with zombies or in cartoons.

Hey, Steve was recapitated!
Nice to see you didn't completely lose your head!!!!

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Recaptivity

The condition the viewer experiences while watching a reality show when they are forced to sit through a recap of the events to date before they are allowed to see further developments. It is often done to "pad out" an episode that would otherwise come up short of content.

I don't mind two minutes of recaptivity at the beginning of each episode of "Survivor," but during the finale of "The Bachelor," I was in recaptivity for 45 minutes before the Bachelor passed out his final rose.

by Gryffud March 3, 2009

recaphanditard

re-cap-handi-tard:

The product of people who are too closely related fucking and having round headed window licker children

Mary and Mary's brother Joe's brother Karl had two children who were cousins and brother/sister at the same time, they are recaphanditarded.

by Dyjital December 13, 2007

recompense

It is biblical and means receiving understanding from GOD when you seek HIM in privacy.

James 1:5 NIV
Matthew 6:6 NIV
Philippians 4:6 NIV

And thou, when thou prayest, enter into thin thine inner chamber, and having shut thy door, pray to thy FATHER who is in secret, and thy FATHER who seeth in secret shall recompense thee. ASV

by Big Brown Bare April 15, 2021

Sunday Recap

Having a convesation between two people to recall the events of the Epic Saturday Night Before.

Danielle: I am in much need of a Sunday Recap.

Katie K: Ditto. the random club bracelets on my floor need some explanation.
Danielle: We went to more than One?
Katie K: I dotn even remember going out.
katie k & danielle: sunday recap much needed

by Dani the damm Deal June 16, 2010

Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny

The phrase my Biology teacher used to say to try to make himself look smart.

It is considered false by most professional evolutionists and biologists, however many high school biology text books still offer it as evidence for evolution. It claims that each embryo in its development passes through abbreviated stages that resemble developmental stages of its evolutionary ancestors.

It was first proposed by Ernst Haeckel about a century ago. Experimental morphologists and biologists have shown that there is not a one-to-one correspondence between phylogeny and ontogeny.

"When you go home and your parents ask you what you learned today, tell them Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" - Mr. Hanson

by Phrodu June 22, 2004

recompulsation

To Recompulsate; The act of vomiting.

And so Susan B. Anthony had a session of recompulsation all over the kitchen floor after drinking the sulfur-laced lemonade.

by Captain Khallistic December 18, 2006