Far-on Reacher

Someone who takes a conversation or joke way too far. So far that the previous joke is no longer funny and the said "Far-on Reacher just looks like an asshole

Sam: Mitch, do you want an Apple?
Mitch: No, eventually it will be a core!

Sam: HAHAHAHAHA Just like alcohol when you get drunk... you know!!! Funny stuff.(Dumb ass)
Mitch: You are a,Far-on Reacher...

by Fishman1319 January 29, 2009

Jack reacher

Jack reacher is a type of name like John Doe, it is used to describe a short gay man who thinks he is tougher then everyone and considers himself to be a "badass" and try's to itimidate everyone when know one takes him serious

Tim: did you see that blantantly homosexual man trying to start a fight
Fred: yea he's a regular jack reacher

Austin: I can't believe that short gay guy tried to fight me
Dave: I know, what a jack reacher

Kevin: did you hear about that gay midget trying to itimidate the police ?
Tyler: ha, yea just another jack reacher

by HeathHeart53 December 20, 2012

Jack Reacher

Protagonist and titular character of a series of crime-thriller novels by Lee Child. An ex-military policeman, a drifter who can be distinguished by his height (6"5') and physique. Has a relationship in virtually every book and his brother, Joe, works for the Treasury Department and deals in breaking up counterfeit operations. Reacher earned a ton of medals during his time in the military and is the only non-marine to win the Wimbledon Cup in shooting. Often finds himself dealing with all sorts of bad guys and the authorities.

Police Officer 1: Who the fuck is that?
Police Officer 2: It's Jack Reacher. One hell of a military policeman.
Police Officer 1: Bring him in for questioning. Looks real dangerous.

by DVelle March 10, 2021

Jack Reacharound

Penetrating a partner from behind (anally or vaginally) and reaching around to manually stimulate their genitals while watching a Jack Reacher movie.

“We were watching Netflix when he gave me the most intense Jack Reacharound!

by megapeg November 16, 2018

reaches rock

v. to achieve an erection

"I am hard as a rock," said Congressman Foley to the 16-year-old boy, "so tell me when yours reaches rock."

by SkidMarkyMark October 3, 2006

Raging Reichert

A split personality. Often comes out a night, and very rare occasions can be sighted near the pool or the beach. But often it is a nocturnal animal. It only feeds on one thing, beer, beer, and beer. It can be recognized from a distance from its stance, which is always at an awkard bendy angle. Raging Reichert can always be seen swaying its head, back and forth, almost like how a water buffalo swings its tail near a water hole.

Dude, I got so hammered last night, I was such a Raging Reichert.

by cocopuffmeup June 26, 2010

roachery

a term used when someone is acting out of character & way out of line.

The roachery of Noah is not immaculate.

by taexxkenzi March 31, 2020