Rastafarian Reach Around 

When a Rastafarian stands behind you and gives you a hand job using his dreads.

I got a Rastafarian Reach Around last week in Jamaica.

Rastafarian Reach Around by Rastafarian Reach Around February 2, 2019

Rastafarian spunk-bubble 

1) Just a funny set of words.

2) The sperm bubble of a Jamaican.

Oi you dropped the bloody teapot you Rastafarian spunk-bubble

Rastafarian spunk-bubble by ThunderclashPrime August 23, 2021

dirty rastafarian 

When a group of individuals defecate on a women's head so as to make it look like she is wearing dreadlocks made from poo! It is encouraged to eat corn to provide ornamentation such as gold pieces.

This girl came over to my house who was a huge Bob Marley fan so me and my friends gave her a dirty rastafarian

dirty rastafarian by diabhail August 4, 2010

boss ass stoner rastafarian jamaican penguin. 

A fucking self explanatory stuffed penguin that you get that the OC fair. ( only if you are a real one)

Damn , I thought you were joking. I didn't know you had a "Boss Ass Stoner Rastafarian Jamaican penguin."

boss ass stoner rastafarian jamaican penguin. by ☹️ August 30, 2017

Crusty dusty Rastafarian 

Someone from Carribbean descent who worships Jah and does nothing but sit on his ass all day smoking weed

Look at that crusty dusty Rastafarian smoking weed

Crusty dusty Rastafarian by daddyswagbob February 10, 2021

Pastafarianism 

a new religion that worships Flying Spaghetti Monster, initially created to protest the Kansas State School Board's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" in schools.

Also known as the FSM cult

Codes of conduct:
# Prayers are ended with the word RAmen rather than Amen.
Benefits of conversion:
# Like the great noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.
# Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven.

A rival faction, based on SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs), has formed and is calling for a Holy War against FSM. SPAMation claims to have the One True Letter to the Kansas School Board.

Pastafarianism by hattrickcheeto September 8, 2005

Rastafari 

Rastafari is a "messianic religio-political movement" that began in the Jamaican slums in the 1920s and 30s. The most famous Rastafari is Bob Marley, whose reggae music gained the Jamaican movement international recognition.

There is significant variation within the Rastafari movement and no formal organization. Some Rastafarians see Rasta more as a way of life than a religion. But uniting the diverse movement is belief in the divinity and/or messiahship of Ethiopian Emperor Haile Selassie I, the influence of Jamaican culture, resistance of oppression, and pride in African heritage. The Rastafarian lifestyle usually includes ritual use of marijuana, avoidance of alcohol, the wearing of one's hair in dreadlocks, and vegetarianism. Marcus Garvey (1887-1940), is usually credited as the founder of Rastafari and is seen as a 2nd John the Baptist.

Rastafari by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 18, 2010