jizz like a racehorse

to cum a huge load of semen.

I jizz like a racehorse!

by kam75xx July 11, 2023

Like a racehorse eating an apple

The act, usually partaken by teenagers, where they are French kissing a little too enthusiastically due to a lack of experience and, well, class.

My car broke down again yesterday, so I had to catch the bus; there was this lad and his girlfriend at the back of the top deck and the chap was going at the poor girl like a racehorse eating an apple.

by YellowPinkie July 9, 2011

Raceworx

F***ing awsome... god like..

"man you see that, that was almost as good as raceworx"

by raceworx March 10, 2009

Swedish Racehorse

To stick one's finger in somebody's painting

Your masseur broke two of my sacre bleu while giving me a swedish racehorse

by MadLIbby October 11, 2009

racehorse

A person who entertains others by doing ridiculous things upon their request; a puppet.

"Hey Alexander Badgley, do that funny looking dance you do."
"No! I'm not your racehorse!"

by Clammyhands August 14, 2007

racehorse charlie

A street name for cocaine. Rick James adores this substance.

Yo bro, Let me get some disco biscuits with a side of racehorse charlie. That stuff will get me trippin like Lucy in the sky.

by UpstateVideos May 26, 2011

racehorse shits

When after holding in your shits too long, you wind up shitting your pants on the way to the bathroom much like a racehorse shits while running its track.

I got stuck in a conversation with Cindy at the party for so long, that when I ran to the bathroom I got the racehorse shits. She didn't call me back later.

by Siniscarr May 8, 2016