queefable man

A man who is capable of a woman's queef

You are a queefable man my friend

by James Armstrong January 20, 2017

Queever

A hardened piece of stool that gets caught in subject's sphincter and needs manually removed.

Murphy's got a queever!

by deeznumbnuts August 11, 2019

post-queefal

Noun: the state of embarrassment experienced by intimate partners after one has queefed in front of the other(s). Generally characterized by flushed cheeks, avoidance of eye contact and/or lack of mention of said queef.

Matthew never called Eileen back for a third date after a drunken post-queefal interlude.

by GunnDom Queefs-a-lot October 10, 2010

Queerantine

When you begin a quarantine as a heterosexual male, but begin to question your own sexuality after using your time to binge watch the entire 7 season series-run of Gilmore Girls.

“I’m sorry, Rebecca, but the divorce is final. That queerantine really taught me something about myself.”

by Adamconda April 22, 2020

Mexican queefadia

When a Mexican chick queefs into a quesadia, then you eat it

Benitia prepared a tasty Mexican queefadia for Jose and he licked the plate dry... Then asked for seconds

by Juanita queefalot April 4, 2011

queerage

1. a quantitative means of determining the level of gayness in an area at any given time.

2. denoting an aggregate or amount of homosexuality.

Thomas: "Jennings is wearing his assless chaps at work today."
Richard: "I did notice a definite peek in the queerage."
Harrison: "Yes, I also noticed that."

"Damn, it's like a sausage festival in this bitch. This queerage is dick."

"Patrick, you need to stop watching these damn Rachel Ray marathons."
"William, I understand that, but my gayness compels me to."
"I just can't deal with this queerage, Patrick"
"Dammit, William, then you can't deal with me or the junk in my trunk."

by Danfield January 4, 2007

Queerantine

When you’re part of the LGBTQ community and are in quarantine due to the COVID19 virus.

No worries, I’m staying homo sweet homo in self queerantine!

by Lsears March 20, 2020