queave

That funny farting sound that happens when humping away on your girlfriend. Every stroke causes a fart and it sounds funny as the frequency of strokes increases. When the girl is extremely wet it will make wet sounding queaves.

Man, why does Bob have to keep bringing those girls home from the bar? I hear queave sounds again.

by master of the factory January 8, 2009

Dirty Quam

The Dirty Quam is when you are massaging a penis so hard that it breaks, or becomes wounded. After a penis encounters a Dirty Quam, it should be immediately wrapped and protected from other Dirty Quaminators.

"Last night my boyfriend was pissing me off, so I gave him the Dirty Quam"

"I can't believe he waited 4 months to tell me I Dirty Quamed him"

"I was really drunk when we started to get it on, so I probably gave him a Dirty Quam"

by kskeezy May 4, 2009

Quim Quam

A vacuum of the future that is able to level mountains and hills. It is the size of a normal sized vacuum and runs on solar energy.

I leveled a mountain on Mars using my Quim Quam yesterday. Now we have a nice flat and open area to colonize on.

by SpanisFark March 3, 2019

Quamax

a unknown figure

Quamax is like ! Or ¡ or ¿ a unknown figure.

by No no nigga aye! July 28, 2020

Quamph

A male queef, consisting of a brisk expulsion of penile flatulence

"Did you just quamph?"

Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.

"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"

by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019

queaf

n. The release of air from the vagina; a pussy-fart.

All right, who queafed??

by The Grammar Nazi December 13, 2001

Queem

The part of the human body, in between a male's sexual reproductive organ, and his testicles. This part usually gathers the most sweat, and tends to smell. It can also be a derogatory term used to describe someone.

1. Blake Porter has the nastiest queem I have ever seen. It was hairy and looked like chewbacca and yoda had a baby.
2. Joey Padilla's queem can only be described as ratlike.

by bigdick4u December 27, 2009