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Quasimodo

A primitve form of the shocker, only with a slight hand to crotch varation, where the pinky, ring and middle finger are clenched tightly togther, and the index finger is slightly humped up, wallowing up against but not fully inserting itself into the anus.
My buddy Yoda was pissed at his woman so when they were going at it he slipped her the Quasimodo to piss her off.
by CWood December 2, 2003
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Silly Quasimodo

when someone does something so silly, like when Quasimodo threw rocks at people. (make sure you pronounce the U)
someone: *kills someone*
you: what a silly Quasimodo
by yeetsapotato June 3, 2019
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Quasimodo Test

Relating to online dating: the initial exchange of photos because it is often the first speedbump towards finding somebody online. If the picture is more appealing than not, well then congratulations, you've passed the Quasimodo Test!
Sandy passed Jim's Quasimodo Test, but she couldn't stomach his goiter, so he was history.
by DH July 19, 2004
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Quasimodo

He so pretty,really swag and all the ladies love him and he doesn't he fell inlove with fl studio.
I wanna be a QUASIMODO.
by Vesh trippy April 11, 2021
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Quasimodo

An individual who can be considered simple or of similar mongitude.
Someone daft or even in special circumstances a bullshitter.
1)
Jim: I cut my hair yesterday with a knife and fork.
Gaz: Fuck me Jim Quasimodo has had smarter haircuts.
2)
Joe: I ran 2 miles in 5 minutes last week.
Brian: give it a rest Quasimodo, everyone is tired of your bullshit.
by Henchman September 8, 2019
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quasimodo

Dave what’s that noise

Jack I thing my dog is quasimodoing up the stairs
by Bignibbas August 10, 2018
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Quasimodo x Ani

The best ship in the whole wide world frfr
Random guy: What ship do you ship?

Other guy: Oh Quasimodo x Ani of course

Random guy: Omg slayuu
by Begugula December 1, 2023
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