Barbershop Quartet

When a group of 4 guys get together to groom each others' pubic hair.

"Hey what are you doing later this afternoon?"

"Nothing really."

"Why don't we call Ben and Evan over for a little party?"

"Great idea, but I need to set aside some time to clip my ball hair."

"Dude, no worries. Have them over and we can just have a little Barbershop Quartet."

by Rankle November 25, 2011

barbershop quartet

Similar to the "Abe Lincoln", the barbershop quartet involves an individual or a group of individuals ejaculating into the face of the "victim" before having a bag of pre trimmed pubic hair thrown onto the victim's defiled face. The men then procede to quickly don red and white striped hats and sing a brief song in four part harmony. In situations with only one man present, friends need to be called in and hidden before the act, ready to jump out to accompany their buddy.

Rob: Holy shit, she sure was surprised when you guys came out of the closet when I hit her with that bag of pubes.

Tony: Yeah, and Carl's soprano was fantastic!

John: That sure was one barbershop quartet for the books.

by Kalem January 10, 2008

Barbie-Doll Quartet

Much like a "Barber Shop" Quartet, but instead of four men, it is four women.

Jennifer, Samantha, Sasha, and Dani are all singing in a Barbie-Doll quartet at the Talent Show.

by Petey Jones September 8, 2007

Emo Quartet plus tøp

The emo quartet consists of My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco. Followers of CrankThatFrank (youtuber) usually include Twenty Øne Piløts even though they aren't really apart of it.

I love the Emo Quartet plus TØP!

by booklover1238 March 25, 2018

Emo Quartet

After the recent cancellation of Panic! At The Disco, and Twenty One Pilots, the emo quartet lineup has changed. It is now My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Paramore and The Academy Is.. (No, these bands aren’t actually being called Emo, it is just metaphorical)

My favorite bands are in the emo quartet!

by gabilliam is real September 3, 2020

quarter cup

When something isn't even done half a$$ed. The laziest effort. Usually followed by defense of their actions with a lame excuse or blame.

The student didn't bother to show up for class or do homework. When the test came, they just wrote "Too hard" on it and handed it in. Then they complained to the Dean about the teacher after they quarter cupped the whole semester.

by Q-Cup November 30, 2013

quarter of deuce

1. n. The time of the work day when you have 30 minutes left of work, and you prepare to spend the last 15 minutes on the clock taking a deuce.

2. n. Any poop taken while still on the clock.

There's a half our left on the clock. Where's Matt?

Oh, it's quarter of deuce. He's...busy.

by picc285 September 9, 2019