quail egging

when a man has anal sex with his male or female partner, thus resulting in a gaping asshole, which the man then decides to drops his balls into. Then the partner proceeds to contract his or her rectum, which causes the other's balls to be stuck incredibly uncomfortably inside his partner's anus.

Only a total bitch would ever try quail egging my balls unless of course it was Meryl Streep.

by john john September 19, 2006

nigger quail

Refers to a meadowlark (being a poor substitute for the higher class game bird, much as "nigger duck" refers to coots.. the black water birds common in the south).

T'ain't no good game buhds outcheah; Ahma fixin' to go'n shoot me sum nigger quail!

by Nigger Jim's brother September 18, 2010

quail call queef

Air expelled from the vagina causes the pissflaps to vibrate and emitting a sound similar to a dying quail.Used by skilled hunters to attract coyotes and bobcats.

Elmer Fudd should've tried a quail call queef to hunt wabbits.

by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011

Quail Meat

Shares the same definition as camel toe but more specifically refers shaved genitalia.

When she bent over.. that quail meat was spilling out of that thong.

by Duece September 28, 2004

quailtard

Quailtard is a word combining "Quail," a mid-sized game bird of the pheasant family, and "tard," a contraction of the noun "retard," an often offensive word used to describe the mentally challenged, or retarded. First used on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. The word was used in humorous reference to the farm-raised quail released for hunting by Vice President, Dick Cheney, and others on Katharine Armstrong's south Texas ranch. On February 11, 2006, while hunting these quail, Cheney accidentally shot hunting companion, Harry M. Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, TX, with his 28 gauge shotgun from a reported distance of thirty yards.

Among the many aspects of the story that became fodder for late night television comedians, were the quail themselves, and the whole idea of such staged hunting.

"Look, the mere fact that we're even talking about how the vice president drives up with his rich friends in cars to shoot farm-raised wingless quailtards is letting the quail know 'how' we're hunting them."

- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Monday, February 13, 2006

by alexdagrate February 17, 2006

Quail

Twenty Five percent of the whole.

One forth of a complete item.

A Mnemonic Device, best spoken aloud to give the user optimal recall.

This piece of foam is 24 and 3 quail long. (24.75")

That will be 2 and a quail. ($2.25)

I can't believe it's already a quail past Three (3:15)

by Bueller....Bueller September 23, 2009

quailing

The sport of hunting Quail.

Let's go quailing very soon.

by I won fair/square April 2, 2009