Quaffle

For non-muggles, a quaffle is in fact a waffle that has been saturated with queefs. Usually occuring in breakfast resturants with tainted food.

Dog, I went to Denny's and the waitress destroyed my grand slam breakfast by giving me quaffles instead of frenchtoast.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

quaffed

To eat at an alarming rate. To have food disappear and not remember eating it...

oh man, i just quaffed that sandwich

by pruney78 May 23, 2009

Quaffle

When she pussy farts at the breakfast table.

She thought the pancakes were awful then she's let out a quaffle

by shanagains9211 August 13, 2022

douche-quaffle

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.

Everyone thinks that George is a huge douche-quaffle.

by SkarletAngel May 16, 2014

Septillion Quaffle

A planet far off in a separate universe inhabited by fleshy puddle like creatures known as Garfunkel Tiddles. They are very jolly and put on a good show doing little dances. But there’s are also Garfunkel Nipples which are very aggressive and murder numerous Garfunkel Tiddles.

“Stop playing before I kick your ass so hard you go all the way to Septillion Quaffle!”

by Quaffle King January 4, 2021

Quaffles

The flabby bit of skin that hangs off the neck of an wrinkly or fat person.
A quaffle is like a double chin but has extra wobble to it.

justine: ROFLROFLROFL, look at grandpas quaffles wobbling...looks like a wrinkly vagina.

by BAMandthedirtisgone June 11, 2009

quaffle

the main ball used in a quidditch match. the quaffle is thrown through a hoop and is worth 20 points.

Ryan threw the quaffle by Kurt repeatedly until Louise flashed Ryan

by Rdiesal March 11, 2005