Quab

A hipster who wears a fedora hat, carries a messenger bag, and may or may not wear black rimmed glasses. Quabs often enjoy anime. Originates from the misreading of the OUAB, the Ohio Union Activities Board, logo at The Ohio State University. Term was coined in late 2009.

Hey, did you see that guy with the fedora? Yeah, he's a quab.

by Beng4499 September 20, 2012

Twabbing a Quab

When a seal is banging you and you poop out a baby. then the seal hits it in the head with a shovel, then hits you in the head with a shovel for being a stupid human. Then continues to bang you and when it is done poops in/on you.

The opposite of quabbing a twab.

When the seal came to the zoo he was twabbing a quab.

by 8mileistheshit October 11, 2010

QUABBING A TWAB

When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head with a shovel for being such a dumb seal and continue to bone her. After your done, you poop on her.

when i went to the zoo, i quabbed a twab.

by THESHOKKKK February 17, 2005

QUABBING A KEMA

2 little kids were in karate class and one took their belt off and started whipping the girl's butt with it then they took of their clothes and started butt
Sex then the little boy peed in her vag and then she squirted it out in his mouth then he ate it then shoved his arm up her butt then she started shitting Uncontrollably then the male teacher started yelling at them but then started to rape both of them and he chewed on their arms and legs and he sucked the kids Dick then someone called the popo and they came and arested him but then the teacher started sucking the cops dick then the cop joined it and it became a 4 some

damn i had really fun quabbing a kema with that chick it was really adventurous

by betterthanjack June 24, 2009

Quabbing a twab

The act of flicking ones bean ( female)

I was quabbing a twab when all of a sudden my boolz began to stick to my thighs

by timmyg23 May 24, 2011

quab has been twabbed

When you conquer the secret of a long lost ancient religion. Generally you gain some kind of otherworldly prize, and you earn the respect of all those who also know the secret.

jake: "the quab has been twabbed my boys"
boys: "good work jake, now you can collect your otherworldly prize."

by indianarexerine May 15, 2009

Quabe

The a unit of measurement for ejaculate distance. Approximately equatable to 2.266 meters and is the final unit used to create the Unified Field Theorem.

"Bro yesterday I swear I came 5 quabes"

"That guy apparently made his girlfriend squirt a quabe"

by Dan Isa March 1, 2020