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Procrasticourse

1. The act of having intercourse purely for avoiding anything else of value.

2. Delaying climax during intercourse.
1. Bob really had to the mow the lawn, rake the leaves, and clean the pool; instead, he called Shirley to procrasticourse.

2. Ahhh, ooohhhhh . . . no babe, hold it, procrasticourse!
by ciclista November 27, 2009
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Procrasticlean

When you use cleaning as a procrastination tool of choice.
Person 1: Hey man what are you doing?
Person 2: I'm cleaning.
Person 1: Don't you have a physics final tomorrow?
Person 2: Yeah. I don't want to study yet so I'm procrasticleaning.
by hippopophotos December 5, 2011
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procrastichillin

The action of putting off what one should be doing in favor of relaxation and time spent with friends.
JOE: Hey man, what are you doing today?

FRANK: Oh, you know. Just procrastichillin. Think I'll work on that 16 page research paper tomorrow night.

JOE: Right on, dude. That's the way it's done!
by pointlesspotential March 18, 2016
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Pyroclastic

A word used to describe a song that is heat or fire but to the 1000th degree. A song that has a pyroclastic flow is best charactered by how it will blow out your speakers while ending human actual existence at the same time, just like a real pyroclastic flow.
Person 1: Have you listened to Floor 555 by XXXTENTACION
Person 2: Fuck yes, that is pyroclastic
by VasMan March 31, 2020
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procraptinate

The act of delaying a shit purely due to laziness or lack of willingness to get up.

This can be due to the engagement in an activity such as drinking, being in the cinema, watching TV or chatting with friends.
"Man, I was bursting for a shit, but I was watching TV so I just procraptinated for a bit."

"I so would've won that poker game if I could've procraptinated for longer!"
by Whilding87 June 7, 2007
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Procrastichatting

The act of chatting with friends via text, Facebook chat, or other chatting medium with the purpose of prolonging the beginning of your work.
Shelby should totally be starting that paper right now, but look at her over there procrastichatting with Zach on Facebook.
by Zeke J December 1, 2010
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procrasticoitus

To use sex as a means of procrastination, or, to have sex to delay an important task.
Example 1: "Enough procrasticoitus, time to get on with this essay."

Example 2: "I have to prepare a presentation for tomorrow, fancy some procrasticoitus instead?"
by Rascarin November 16, 2011
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