puffy muffy

A pussy with real nice puffy cheeks and or lips.

Oh my god, that stripper has the sexiest puffy muffy I've ever seen!

To make a great camel toe, a girl needs a real puffy muffy.

by PapaGMP August 21, 2008

piffy doink

A BIG ass blunt. Usually rolled in a flour tortilla.

Jeff: Hey bro, just rolled a real piffy doink
Dave: Damn, let me hit that shit

by Florbenschtein May 19, 2018

The Puffy Coat rule

A unwritten yet indisputable rule within professional football: When the manager of a professional football team wears a puffy coat to the game his team will lose.

In an instance where the manager of both teams wears a puffy coat those teams shall draw but with notably bad defending from both sides to prevent supporters being satisfied with the point.

Only Arsene Wenger is able to defy the puffy coat rule. His Arsenal side defeating the widely accepted 'best team in the world' Barcelona 2-1 despite their manager sporting the oversized coat.

Roy Hodgson and his puffy coat were relieved of the role of manager today after they lead Liverpool to their worst start for over 50 years. Hodgson another victim of the puffy coat rule having only been at the reigns for 31 games (the shortest in the club's history.)

Arsenal completed their comeback against Barcelona to win 2-1 courtesy of a strike by Andrei Arshavin. This result came despite their manager Arsene Wenger sporting a puffy coat on the touchline. Contrary to the puffy coat rule.

by DefinitionGoose December 3, 2011

puffy cheeks

Delicious, soft skin that makes a face convex. The perfect thing for any cute girl's face. Especially asian girls have those finely crafted, perfectly rounded puffy cheeks, but they are also common among Scandinavian girls.

She has the most glorious puffy cheeks I have ever kissed! I need to kiss and squeeze them again. Oh god I am so gay for puffy cheeks. :/

by Quakeulf October 12, 2006

puffy vagina

A vagina with a large a bush and prominent outer labia.

She has a Puffy Vagina or end of Rick and morty season 1 episode 3

by the c lad April 9, 2017

puffy nipples

A variety of breast proboscis that features a puffed aureole usually accompanied by a nipple that is of an above average size. The "puffy nipple" is attractive to many a man and women and in some circles considered a fetish.

"I got busy with this gal last night, she had these righteous puffy nipples. When I saw them I did a motorboat and went to town."

"I love me some puffy nipples. They don't even have to be on big titties, as long as they are pink and puffy..."

by sonickrrang October 1, 2008

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi

A pretty good show on Cartoon Network with an interesting sense of style, colorful animation, and unusual, often absurd comedic situations. The show often utilizes morphing scene transitions, sentences spoken in Japanese language, and loud background music that comes from the titular band. Yes, the three main characters: Ami, Yumi and the band manager Caz are all based on real people. One of it's problems is that the secondary characters sometimes share a similar look, use the same wierd gestures, and some are just too one dimensional, grotesque, and unmemorable. Some people feel that the animation is derivative to Japanese anime, while making a mockery of the style. This is disputable, as the show's style is built upon Japanese culture, but it's drawn entirely in an American studio that uses it's own animation style.

"I kinda think Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi is good. It's genuinely original, playful and wacky, and I just love the main characters. It sure has flaws, but I can forgive them as they don't annoy me too much. I'm not a critic, I'm just having fun, and some of the maverick animation in this is stimulating, while the comedy is often so ridiculous you just have to laught and enjoy it."

by BKMorris October 16, 2006