silly putty

1. A toy that is a bright-colored ball of soft, moldable, rubber-like material. Comes in a plastic egg shell container. It was 'accidentally' invented when ppl tried to find a substitute for rubber.
2. The best stress-reliever. period.

I can't live without squeeezing my silly putty everyday.

by thecarcass54 January 12, 2006

Rod Putty

A very hot man from discontinued adult swim series 'Moral Orel'. He's the priest at the church of moralton. He's also known as Reverend Putty

'Rod Putty is very attractive.'
'he's a virgin too!'

by squipjuice March 25, 2021

putty butt

A person (usually a male) who lacks ability, confidence and courage.

Man, that putty butt dude can't do anything right!

by The Knowledge Doctor May 2, 2008

crazy putty

An apparently obscene reference on '30 Rock' that I don't understand and it's driving me insane.

"Crazy Putty?"
"No."
"Ohhhhhh..."
see? what the hell does it mean?!

by crazy_putty_confuses_me March 30, 2009

Hood Putty

Dick Cheese aka smegma around the foreskin.

His cock was thick with hood putty.

His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.

I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.

Hood putty

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Gonger putty

A mix of toilet paper, water and shit. It’s used as a weapon of mass destruction when thrown at unsuspecting foes. All you gotta do is throw it at your victim and let the blood curdling stench do the rest.

Jake: “Dude you stank! And why are you covered in shit?”
Nick: “Some chubby lard just biffed me with a juicy wad of gonger putty.”

by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021

Puttychow

a Puttychow is a term for a mangina that was eaten out by another person, male or female.

-John- "Whas up homeslice?"
-Phil-"MY PUTTYCHOW!!!!!"
-John-"righhhhhtt..."

by NATOpig June 27, 2009