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Pussy Booger

The left over, slimy goo that gets blown out of her vagina when she sneezes, after having sex.

Like a snot rocket, but from her pussy.
"Dude, you should have seen the size of the PUSSY BOOGER Kristy had come flying out of her pussy last night after we fucked." " We were laying on the bed naked, and she sneezed, and a huge PUSSY BOOGER came shooting out of her pussy!"
Pussy Booger by smknbooboo69 December 23, 2022
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Pussy booger

An annoying child. Often a child that no one likes. A heathen/hellion.
Karen‘s pussy booger wouldn’t stop climbing over the booth at IHOP.
Pussy booger by anonymous November 16, 2023

Pussy Boogers 

Small globs of toilet paper in the vagina resulting from not wiping thoroughly.
Could you please remove those pussy boogers before I eat?
Pussy Boogers by roberto September 18, 2003

Pussy Boogers

A collective of debris that is gathered into the space between the pussy lips and around the clitoris.
Light lady was pickin her pussy boogers and flickin em
Pussy Boogers by Nitro420 April 27, 2026

booger puss

An individual who always looks pissed off and angry for no apparent reason.Possibly suffering silently from a pussy booger.
Smile once in awhile you always come off as such a booger puss.

pussybooger 

Vaginal discharge resembling snot or nasal rubber.
Last night when I went down on Suzie I got a healthy serving of pussybooger.
pussybooger by devestment October 10, 2009

pussybooger 

a) thick, sticky cervical mucus that accretes into a clump which is then expelled from the vagina

b) a man who is sensitive, emotive, and socially awkward, but not at all in charming way

c) a term to describe both overexposed and completely indistinguishable heterotwinks (e.g. robert pattinson, zac efron, chace crawford, et al) and their fans
a) "No, you didn't get me all wet. I've just god a bad case of pussybooger."

b) "Baby, I love you so much eyes brimming with tears, that I just had to make you this collage photos of the pair cut into heart and star shapes; pink glitter; text cut from magazines reading "dream," "hope," "future," "forever;" the odd ostrich feather; a lock of chest hair.

"Yeah, thanks bemused and horrified. But how about next time, instead of doing arts and crafts you fucking grow a set already."

c) "Paul Wesley is NOT a pussybooger," said the pussybooger.
pussybooger by phosda June 18, 2011