roberto's definitions

lil jon

A "rapper" if you can call some retarded pathetic nigga that all he does it yell, mainly 3 words in his songs. It is very RARE that you hear his say other words than YEAH, WHAT, and OK in his lyrics. A disgrace to hip hop community.

A:Yo, what's that annoying background noise in this song?
B:Oh, don't mind him, his vocabulary only contains 3 words that are mastered, he's still working on some other few.

by roberto March 12, 2005

fuckstick

engineer sitting next to me

Ross M is a fuckstick who does no work

by Roberto July 3, 2003

chingalay

to screw in the butt without lub...hard

jarrett rabe and his prison buddy.

by Roberto July 18, 2003

Destruction Porn

Bought to light during an episode of, "The Colbert Report," Destruction Porn brings to light any movie that involves great lengths of explosions, demolitions, collapses, or anything else that can be decimated. See also disaster porn, or anything created by Michael Bay.

"...one day computer graphics would strip movies of any plot or characterization and turn them into mindless orgies of destruction porn." Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report

John - "Dude you want to go see that new Michael Bay movie?"

Chris - "Yeah. $200 million in destruction porn? Im down!"

John - "Just keep it in the pants this time, ok?"

by Roberto August 7, 2009

wabb

wabb is the universal word for penis. slang.

1.that boy has a massive wabb. i would like to give his wabb a good rodgering.
2.U wabb sucking cock master.

by roberto November 7, 2003

rubbertoe

a toe made out of rubber.

in online gaming, the name of a player with style who's real name is roberto.

i am roberto; i am rubbertoe

by roberto May 24, 2004

Magpie

1. One who never shuts up, and snitches on others.

Jim Harris was a magpie, when he found out his sister was drunk, he told his parents.

by Roberto March 9, 2003