Pimpocalypse

When a person loses control of their partner(s).

Jerry: What just happened?

Charlie: Jessica just found out about Carli.

Jerry: By Merlin's beard turn your phone off!!! It's the Pimpocalypse! Hide Bro!

by B-B222 December 13, 2010

Poopocalypse

An incident where a pet, usually a dog, or a Roomba runs over a pets feces and throws it about the house.

I'm going to have to move, my dog had a poopocalypse.

by Drihten August 31, 2019

Panpocalypse

Panpocalypse refers to a personal pov about the time beginning around the January 2020 when the novel coronavirus/COVID-19 started its spread around the world and had basically affected every continent except Antarctica by the start of June that year. With no end in sight for a cure, the view of this epidemic as apocalyptic can be descriptively referred to by those with such a view as a “panpocalypse.”

This is related to, but should not be confused with, the term “pandemica,” which generally refers to the general state of the world during this period of time, whether it actually is the end of days or not.

Dude 1: “So bro, how’s your quarantine been going during this ridic panpocalypse?”

Dude 2: “Ugh, it’s been really rough man. Tryin to hook up is about a million times harder in pandemica bc of all the six foot social distancing and all the good stompin grounds closed. Back to Tinder I guess!”

by AliSoFlo May 22, 2020

pocalypse

when someone is basically being someone's mother to get their attention in the hopes of being cool and noticed by them

"ha ha that's soo funny bro" -person 1
"ye dude did you see the way max flipped off the couch" -person 2
"GUYS STOP BEING STUPID THATS SOO INCONSIDERATE" -person 3

"broooooo that was the biggest pocalypse ever" -person 1

by ye yeeee November 22, 2020

Poocalypse

An unmitigated fecal disaster. The magnitude of which casts doubt on the future of humanity

We all believed the damaged to be contained to a small area, but Rowan’s diaper was actually a poocalypse the likes of which god had never seen.

by The Infernal Machine June 13, 2022

PIPpocalypse

When a company starts handing a mass amount of Performance Improvement Plans to their employees.

I heard Meta had a PIPpocalypse in 2023. Did you survive?

by public2 November 12, 2022

e-pocalypse

An E-pocalypse is a disclosure to certain privileged persons of something hidden from the majority of mankind. Today the term often refers to e-Bay or the end of the world, which may be a shortening of the phrase epokalupsis bayus, literally "sale at the end of the æon, or age".

As time ticked away, ___ just KNEW that the snow-encrusted plow with the deer-head ornament would be his. "Surely, the E-pocalypse is nearing."

by ballpark_frank February 9, 2010