Office Pillage

Refers to the plundering and pillaging of an ex-employees desktop and office space belongings that are left behind within minutes of the employees exit, usually when they are fired or laid off.

John: "Hey man, I just saw that Joe got canned. I am gonna go office pillage his desk - you wanna come?"

Sam: "Heck yah. Dibs on his Twilight calendar. Edward is so hot."

by thatonegirlwithhair January 16, 2011

Puellagerontophile

a young girl who constantly trys to have sex with males over the age of legalcy. Or jail bait that comes looking for you.

Wow, Brittany is such a Puellagerontophile did you see how she went after Greg? He's 19 and she's 16.

by Johnny Jackoff September 30, 2008

pillaged

more appropriate way of saying raped.

While walking anlone in the dark, the man got kidnapped and pillaged.

by tdizzl89 September 26, 2006

tittage pillager

One who takes great care and attention in focusing on the tittage area of a female during sexual relations.

Tyler has always been a big tittage pillager.

by BMoney August 20, 2003

Bureau of Rape and Pillage

Nickname for the Bureau of Land Management of the United States Department of the Interior in reference to the agency's infamous grazing, mining, and timber harvesting practices.

I was going to enjoy a fine evening of camping and fishing this weekend, but the Bureau of Rape and Pillage just passed an initiative to clear-cut our spot.

by 4estry4life September 16, 2012

pillage the village

Taking a monolithic shit (usually in a damn near stranger's bathroom) after a long night of getting fuckin plastered

Ahem....whats your name again...not important at the moment but what is, is the location of your bathroom. Its time to pillage the village! Sorry in advance for any damages.

by jc804 August 26, 2013

pink palace pillager

A pillager of pussy, especially and almost exclusively in reference to the one eyed wandering Willie.

"Paul plunged his Pink Palace Pillager into Polly's peter pouch for a proper porking.

by phuc yue December 8, 2007