inflated and plated

Term to define a parked vehicle that is technically not an eyesore. Stems from the minimum standard required to keep a vehicle in your driveway in Troy, Michigan. If all the tires are inflated and the car is plated, it meets the requirements of Chapter 82, Section 302.8 of the Troy Property Maintenance Code.

Dave's cars are far from collectors' pieces or even rough-around-the-edges daily drivers. Dave's more of an 'inflated and plated' kind of car owner.

by cytto August 11, 2020

gold plated gap

A vagina belonging to a woman of unreasonably high standards. Not necessarily stuck up, just having such demanding standards that no one meets them, and consequently the gold plating on her gap tarnishes because she never gets laid.

"You snotty cunt, you totally have a gold plated gap, no one is good enough to stick it. So don't bitch to me about how you need to get laid."

"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

Gold Plated Stunning Cunt

Derived from the Scarling. song "H/C." Explicitly a description of Marilyn Manson. As such, the insult can act as a direct cut/insult on masculinty or gender roles in general. In abstraction, acts as an inversion of the traditional insult, utilized to attack males OR as a modification of said insult, brought for shock value and/or castration of the initial insult's efficacy. It can also act as an explicative.

Female: "Him? Don't bother, he's a total Gold Plated Stunning Cunt"
-OR-
Male: "Cunt."
Female, in response: "That's Gold Plated Stunning Cunt, to you"

by Will A September 25, 2005

Plated

When you lick someones arsehole like your licking your plate when you've finished a meal.

Dave said, "i plated her clean out"

by Geetthepuppiescleanout May 7, 2009

nickel plated whistle

Gun
Strap
Gat
Heat
Firearm
what the fuck ever you want

I bust my nickel plated whistle and let one slip into that crazy fool.

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

Gold-Plated

A term used to describe something as excellent. When referencing a person, however, it means the opposite i.e. they are a knob. Best said with the deepest voice possible.

Chris: Friday and Saturday night at Nelly's was "Gold-Plated".

Karl: Yeah, although I must excuse myself for being "Gold-Plated" when i got locked out of my room on friday night.

by ChrisXL September 8, 2005

gold plated penis

it means that 1: your penis is popular, 2: people will try to steal your penis, 3: your penis is FUCKING GOLD PLATED!!!!! BRAG ALL YOU WANT!, 4: if you suck it, you will become gold plated all over your body because of the golden pee made by this format: aupp+pp (pee) = auppss (golden pee))., 5: you are a rich man and your gold was stolen, so you take the pills your dead grandpa told you to never take, and you get a aupp. how this could happen: 1: your penis is covered in pee and your penis hardened, 2: someone rich bitch stole your penis, put gold plates around it, and gave it back all in 1 night, 3: you are a woman and wanted a penis, so god granted you a shiny one, 4: you put gold plates around your penis (duh), 5: you stole someone's gold penis and replaced theirs with yours.

remember: these elements on the periodic table make a gold plated penis: au (gold)+mbs (saw)= aup (gold plate). aup+pf (pee factory, AKA. penis)=aupp (gold plated penis).

*you have a 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... % chance to get a gold plated penis when you are born.

by luiyay October 14, 2014