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punjabishment

A punishment that is enforced on young punjabis when they do something that angers their parents. Usually a punjabishment includes the use of a belt or large metal chain to whip or beat with. Also while a punjabishment is being carried out, it is necessary that the "beater" or parent yells and screams in the language of punjabi in order to add to the full experience of the punjabishment.
The stupid ass punjabi, named Surminder Singh, ate some punani the other day and was given a harsh punjabishment by his parents.
by Lia-Hus October 4, 2006
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Putabitch

A combination of the spanish and english words for bitch. It describes someone with the characteristics of a bitch, who is a stupid ass motherfucker who gets in my way and fucks with my shit.

Also can describe family members who be fucking bitchy whiny ass motherfuckers, sometimes.

Also used as a term of endearment towards the family members.
"That PUTABITCH almost ran over my cat."

"My sister Nicole is a fat fucking putabitch!"

"Putabitch, did you eat all the cheese again"
by Tiffany A. Perez June 5, 2008
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Punjabi Piledriver

When a Singh unleashes their ultimate sexual finishing move while tensing their traps. It is commonly known as performing the Punjabi Piledriver. There is the famous tale of 3 blondes who experienced this in one week
Dhurdeep "These white girls love my spicy aloo and saag paneer man, they can't get enough of it!"

Jim "What do you mean?"

Dhurdeep "I fucked them so good, they call me the Punjabi Piledriver! I'm god's gift to women. I can keep going all night!"
by Tuppy Tours September 7, 2020
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punjabi

Punjabis are brave and couragous. They come from a place in India called punjab. They are a target of racism but stand up for their rights and kick them damn sorry ass racist's asses like hell. When the british invaded India Punjabis where the ones who stood up for their country and kicked dem out while hindus sat back, relaxed and ate curry. They have this cool dance called bhangra.Overall they are really neat people expeciall the younger boys ;).
girl one: that guy looks cute, is he indian?
girl two: yeah hes punjabi and sorry hes takin!
by -lisa- April 3, 2008
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punjabi

punjabis are the bravest and most courageous people in India. They are the defenders of the poor and protected the country for years from invading forces. Punjabis are predominantly Sikh and have protected the sorry ass, cowards called Hindus.
Punjabis protected India from invaders centuries ago.
by Aaron Heyward September 26, 2005
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Punjabi Style Sword Fight

A term made popular when reddit user "Furies" asked an honest question whether if it's worth it to sword fight his gf dad, in Punjabi style at that?

Many users suggested various solutions ranging from getting the ferocious dad drunk and sword-fighting the fuck out of him to puss out of the situation and end the relationship. Although some users pointed out that brown dads love to troll like no other and its no fuckin big deal. Blind in love, retard white boy hinted at taking sword fighting lessons.

As of now, we have no clue if the silly white boy is alive or dead. He might have already won the heart of the sword dad by winning the fight. Or he could be--let's just say the crazy dad made a fuck curry outta him.

Whatever the outcome is, he already sword fought his daughter and won. She liked it.
White Boy 1: My girlfriend Nisha wants me to meet her parents.

White boy 2: Yo better watch out. Her dad might wanna "Punjabi Style Sword Fight" your ass.
by Jhonny Walker May 2, 2011
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Hindu Punjabi

Language: PUNJABI
Religion: HINDUISM

Hindu Punjabi's are from Northern India mainly Punjab, Kashmir and Delhi. They follow Hinduism, but have great respect for Sikhism. Many Hindu Punjabi families, raised at least one Sikh son after the formation of the Khalsa in 1699, resulted in Kukhran family names, as well as other Khatri-like clan names, being present in both Hindu and Sikh communities worldwide. That is also why Sikh families and Hindu Punjabi families have inter marriages.

-Hindu Punjabi's are known to be the wealthiest of all clans in India. (i.e Vikas Oberoi one of the Indian Billionaires)

-Hindu Punjabi's are known to be the best looking people of India, They have dominated the Bollywood Industry.
-Hritik Roshan
-Sunjay Dutt
-Shahid Kapoor
-Vivek Oberoi
-Abhishek Bachan
-Amitabh Bachan
-The Kapoor Family
and many more...

Hindu Punjabi's have dominated the sports in India also
(i.e Kapil Dev)
(Hindu Punjabi)
Ithe vi punjabian di othe vi punjabian di, har thaan punjabian di challe challe,
Punjabian di ho gayi balle balle,
Boliyan te bhangare oh meleyan ch ludiyaan, ehna ne chadaian yaaro ambraa te gudiyaan,
Lagde kise de nahio thalle vayi thalle,
by Khatri April 24, 2008
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