Peter Puffer

Term used for those who suck dicks, in particular gay men. Commonly mistaken as a term for those who smoke drugs.

Gunny: Are you a Peter Puffer?
PVT: SIR NO SIR!
Gunny: BULLSHIT! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

by Markovzki August 24, 2010

Jet Puffed

When a drunk, limp dick is trying to be stuffed unsuccessfully into a vagina

"It's 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get Jet Puffed tonight"

Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"

by L.P.T.L September 13, 2012

bump puffies

something one would do to please the landlord

They bump puffies to please the landlord.

by Russ the Bus 6 December 20, 2008

Puffel

The Puffel is an animal that is a common delicacy among penguins, usually in the form of pizza. The Puffel is a very similar creature to the Puffle, with the only differences being that the Puffel doesn't mentally feel like an animal, and that the Puffel usually has a more hurt expression then most Puffles. The only way that Puffels can feel true joy, is by committing cannibalism, and eating food made from other Puffels.

Puffel pizza, Snork's ruined the last of your defense with that pun, puffel pizza.

by Takoz July 3, 2019

Puffer Jacket Fetish

For those who like to wear no clothes and put on a puffer jacket.

Ryan: have you been trying on my puffer jacket...
Callum: Yeah, I have a huge puffer jacket fetish.

by PJWORLD August 19, 2022

Starfish Puffing

licking and/or sucking a person's anus while breathing through the mouth to prevent the actual smelling of the anus, thus 'puffing' around the said starfish

Kerry and Dave enjoyed a tender evening fraught with starfish puffing.

by DuMbDaUgHtErS February 21, 2009

Poot Puffer

One who smells their own flatulence

Girl One: I totally caught my boyfriend smelling his own fart!
Girl Two: OMG who would have known he'd be a Poot Puffer?

by CindiLouwho? June 19, 2010