Pufferfish

A pufferfish is a person that is considereable larger than the pics that they showed you made them appear. Unlike a catfish it's them in the pictures.

The chick I met on tinder was a pufferfish. She said she had curves but she was 400lbs.

by Dr Buds June 24, 2018

PUFFERFISHING

WHEN A BIG GIRL TRICKS YOU INTO BELIEVING SHE'S SMALLER THAN SHE REALLY IS WITH PICTURES

SHE WAS SO DOPE IN HER PICS,THEN I FINALLY MET HER AND SHE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE..SHE WAS PUFFERFISHING

by NEWBURGIGNORANCE August 10, 2017

Cole pufferfish

A stereotype name for people who:
Buy and wear fake airpods
Are rednecks (sunburnt on back of neck)
Are bandwagons (chiefs fans)
Dont share their veggie sticks or chips with people who have nolanitis

Wear a salty springs hat
Their hydro flask gets stolen by their friends
Have a backpack as red as their neck
Only plays fortnite on mobile

"Can i have a chip please?"
"No"
"You're such a Cole pufferfish

by 21nolanitis March 26, 2019

Pufferfish pussy

When a tumbler bitch is so sweaty you could swim like a pufferfish

Definitely 2: when the cooch so rank that shit smell like pufferfish pussy

Damn the pufferfish pussy smell like grandma's fur burger.

by Nigga 23 September 20, 2019

Pufferfish

Someone who is fat beyond comprehension.

Yo you saw that guy on the scooter, he looked like a Pufferfish.

by YehNameJeff June 29, 2016

Beating the pufferfish

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.

Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.

by Tbell November 10, 2014

Peruvian Pufferfish

When a male injects a magic growing sponge egg toy with spicy peruvian peanut pepper sauce and, in the act of lovesqueezings, inserts it into any of his female counterpart's orafices. The magic growing egg expands, and the spicy sauce begins to irritate any skin it comes into contact with. Can cause serious damage to the epidermis and relationship.

Aleck pulled a peruvian pufferfish on his girl, the expandable dinosaur grew to 14 inches, and she couldnt get it out for 3 days. Now she'll never walk again.

by laserfeet April 15, 2009