pudsmack

A dumbass who doesn't listen to the truth even when told or when it's all around him.

I give up on you PUDSMACKS!

by ChrisPixel February 8, 2005

Podomasochist

Someone who wears shoes that are painfully uncomfortable because they look good.

I know these stilettos are going to give me blisters, but what can I say? I'm a podomasochist.

by Mausism March 30, 2009

pudmiser

A person with an insatiable craving for male genitalia. It is usually followed by an intense thirst for pud pudding that is rarely quenched. The term can refer to either a female (bimbo) or male (homo). In the high school yearbook, this person was probably awarded the title "most likely to suck seed". Put bluntly, it's someone who's a bit greedy with the cock.

That is going to be the last beer I have at this bar. The bartender with the goatee and the pineapple earrings has been eyeing me all night. Nothing against faggots and all but I don't want my Budweiser served by a pudmiser.

by Robb H. September 18, 2006

pudoodles

pudoodles- I love you, or you are my everything, or you drive me crazy

walking in the park with you girlfriend and you say "ah pudoodles"

by Ricky and Miriam January 18, 2008

purdom

The most sexiest person that you will ever meet. He almost looks like Joe BIden. He is always is say joe mama. He is always walking in public with his 97 inch cock hanging out.

random dude : wow look at his cock

Purdom : Thanks!

by Bobross123yt November 29, 2021

putomayo

when a person is being very stupid, dumb, ignorant, a fag, or brennen. most commonly used when describing someone's ignorance. especially related to being gay.

Man, your being such a putomayo right now. . .

by Dominic Zendejas April 29, 2008

Pedomau5

Pedomau5 is a crossbreed between Deadmau5, (an international DJ) and Pedobear (self explanatory).

Guy 1: Dude, oh my god if a Pedomau5 were to ever appear at a park, our children would see Ghosts 'N' stuff!

Guy 2: Yeah, and it's so not fair because that Pedomau5 would not be doing it wrong.

by Shmurness October 21, 2010