pterodactyl time

When an individual with a love for pterodactyls has an prehistoric reptilian impulse so strong that SCREEEAAEEEERRRRAAAARCGGGHHHEH

"Hey, how was Jurassic Park III?"

"I liked when SCREAEVFHEJBCJKFJVA"
*turns into a pterodactyl and flies gracefully into the night sky*

"Damn, he's gone pterodactyl time again."

by ProstrateAndTrembleInFear October 13, 2013

pterodactyl

When a woman performs oral sex on a man in front of her, while at the same time is giving hand jobs to men on her right and left. The resulting motion looks like she is attempting to fly. (Much like a pterodactyl.)

Wow, she really gives a terrific pterodactyl!

by somebody111 June 23, 2006

The Pteradactyle

when a female takes on multiple penisis 5! One in each hand, one in the mouth, and one in her butt, and one in the vagina and has an INSANE orgasm that sounds like a prehistoric pteradactyle call.

dude me, bob, carl, bill, and tim pulled The Pteradactyle on emily at the party last weekend!

by EvilMonkeyyyy April 15, 2010

skiing pterodactyl

a combination of two sexual moves, skiing and pterodactyl, it involves a woman jacking off 4 guys at once while giving another a blowjob.

Eric, Kyle, and Ryan were getting a pterodactyl from brittany when Luke and Joe showed up. So Ryan told that bitch to grab a scarf and some gloves cuz it was skiing pterodactyl time.

by Gobias, as in gobuyus a coffee January 14, 2009

Pterodactyling

The art of giving two handjobs and one blowjob at once via a rhythmic motion that resembles the flight of a Pterodactyl. It was perfected by Tara in Berkeley.

Tara was late for dinner because she had to finish pterodactyling.

by Sarcophilus harrisii February 2, 2009

Pterodactyl

In a bathroom stall, one grabs the tops of the walls and places one foot over each wall. One then proceeds to defecate from approximately 5 feet above the toilet, while mimicking the cry of a Pterodactyl.

I didn't want to touch that toilet seat, so I decided to Pterodactyl it instead.

by TurtlesofThought April 16, 2009

Pterodactyl Ride

A euphemism for sex, inspired by manipulation of female genitalia to resemble a pterodactyl, wherein the clitoris is the beak, and the labia minora is stretched to resemble the wings.

Man, Lacie is the hottest paleontologist I've ever seen! I'd love to take a pterodactyl ride with her!

by Madfat February 28, 2011