psychologically smart

An adjective used to recognize intellectual feats of strength of particular individuals who have acquired the big brain.

Smart Friend: "They are simply using their victim card to garner sympathy from everyone else. Although this is a common manipulation tactic perpetrated in online communities that doesn't mean we have to sit idly by while our fellow man fall victim to these sea witches."
You: "Wow you're psychologically smart aren't you?"

by Sooser December 22, 2019

Psychohyperglycemia

a mental condition in which a person believes s/he has abnormally high levels of blood sugar without having any real physical symptoms; a person diagnosed with the state or condition of psychohyperglycemia is called psychohyperglycemic

Barbara's psychohyperglycemia keeps her from enjoying her life as much as she could.

Because Bill believes he has high blood sugar, but really does not, his psychiatrist labeled him as psychohpyerglycemic.

by Dr. K. L. Burke June 20, 2007

Psychosocialist

Someone who is too morbid to be an extravert and too lonely to be an intravert. This causes massive confusion in their head, caught between wanting to be alone and wanting attention.

That guy is a Psychosocialist, because he seems to be pacing between his friends and that corner

by The Psychosocialist March 6, 2010

armchair psychologist

A person who gives advice for mental disorders, emotional disorders, or any other mental illness and has no known background knowledge of psychology. More than just advice with no clinical know how.

Some dude gave me advice on eating disorders at Mac D's and claimed that the food additives had addictive properties creating a mental cycle of "food abuse". I asked if he was some kind of armchair psychologist or a something, grabbed my number one with cheese and bounced. Fucker was right or was he?

by anti-goodtimes October 9, 2009

Psychopomp

Literally means "guide of the soul". A psychopomp is a conductor of people's souls who have passed, on escorting them to an afterlife. Depending on your beliefs, can be a god such as Odin or Anubis, an animal spirit such as a Raven, an Angel or Valkyrie, a loved one who has crossed over, or perhaps the most well known psychopomp of them all...the Grim Reaper.

In Greek mythology Charon was the ferryman of Hades, conducting the souls of the dead, as any psychopomp would, to their destination.

by OneBadAsp October 27, 2006

psychosocial

The feeling of annoyance you get after spending too much time socializing.

After spending the weekend at the conference, I was beginning to feel psychosocial; I needed to be alone.

by Der Meister 77 March 3, 2009

psychohistory

Psychohistory is a fictional term first described in Isaak Asimov's classic novel Foundation.
Psychohistory is a branch of mathematics which deals with the reactions of human conglomerates to fixed social and economic stimuli.
In a nutshell it's the science that can predict the future.
The greatest psychohistorian of all time was Hari Seldon.

"I quite understand that psychohistory is a statistical science and cannot predict the future of a single man with any accuracy."

by Kitsaronas August 5, 2008