Liam Payne

he used to have turtles, but there dead

Liam Payne: harry doesn't have turtles i used to have turtles but there dead

by ZMPro August 1, 2011

The Lady Payne

Fucking the fat rolls of a dead pig, and dipping the blood soaked dick in a bowl of maggots.

I was told that pharix enjoys doing The Lady Payne

by Gringer McCoffeCoal November 25, 2019

playnket

A blanket or comforter that is used only for sex. Often of questionable cleanliness and always worn out and looks like it should have been throwing away a long time ago, the defining features are that it matches absolutely nothing else about the decor room, it is worn thin in many places, and has anonymous, random stains that will never come out no matter how clean it might or might not be. Often used for hook ups, one night stands, anonymous, sex, or sloppy solo sessions.

Anthony: Waz up brah?

Ignacio: Brah I am horny af and got blueballz hella mad.

Anthony: Brah you didn hook up wit dat gramps from grinder? He was hella wantin you to top him mad crazy an shit!

Ignacio: brah, we was lickin and sweatin and I was on rock like a muthafuka. I saw me some hella nice hole and was lined up to make him go all wooka wooka…

Anthony: wat the shit go bad?

Ignacio: brah, we was all drippin the nutjuice and he grabs a playnket that was hella crusty.

Antonio: Nah way brah!

Ignacio: legit. I waz off rock and limpy like hell no. I zipped and split.

Anthony: fuck I’m sorry brah that shit is lame.

Susan: You guys are so gross.

by Ka05mau5 June 10, 2023

Liam Payne

Liam Payne (born August 29, 1993 (age 18)) from Wolverhampton, West Midlands, England, a music technology student at City of Wolverhampton College. Payne had auditioned in 2008 to The X Factor's fifth series when he was 14 but Simon Cowell thought he was not ready for the competition and asked him to come back in two years. He failed to qualify as a solo candidate in the Boy's category along with other members and were advised to join together to form the band, thus qualifying for the Group's category.

He is now a part of One Direction, a boyband, consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson and himself (Liam Payne). They finished third on the seventh series of The X Factor UK.

He is also the hottest man on earth and deserves a medal.

Girl 1: "Who is the hottest man on earth?"

Girl 2: "Liam Payne."

Girl 1: "Who deserves a medal for it?"

Girl 2: "Liam Payne."

by liampaynesfan September 26, 2011

Psynox

Different cultures call him different things but the truth is he's a time travelling supervillian who whacked jimmy hoffa. He's part human part awesome and the greatest thing that happened to the world after music piracy.

JC: Psynox is the biggest meanest motherfucker around

Moses: Amen.

by BadAssLawyer January 5, 2011

Payning

The act of explaining a joke or story to such an extent that it is no longer funny. May include hand gestures.

Stop it Josh, you're payning again.

by Rambo91 October 10, 2011

Liam Payne

One fifth of British-Irish boy band One Direction. He auditioned for the UK show 'X Factor' twice, the second time around (2010) being placed in a group with four other guys, becoming One Direction and coming in third place. Known as "Daddy Direction", he is a puppy who hates spoons, loves turtles and Woody from Toy Story and usually sings the opening verses in all their songs. Oh, and he has changed his hairstyle so often that his head is now formerly recognized as a measurement of time.

Person: When was this photo of One Direction taken?

Directioner: How much hair does Liam Payne have?

Person: A lot.

Directioner: Is it Justin Bieber style or curly-mop style?

Person: Justin Bieber style.

Directioner: During the X Factor, late 2010.

by DaddyDirection October 27, 2012