pringles kiss

A pringles kiss is when two people put two pringles in their mouths so that it looks like a duck bill. They then proceed to "kiss" each other as if the pringles were their lips.

Bob has oral herpes, so he and Alice use the pringles kiss.

by potate-ho February 25, 2017

praying for impotence

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.

Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...

by YAWA July 31, 2020

Pringle Penis

When a man has an issue with his penis that cause it to turn into a pringles crisp (chip) whenever he enters a woman. Can cause a lot of trouble for anyone that suffers with it as they have to settle for other forms of sexual activity.

Person 1: Yo dude did you bang that chick last night?

Person 2: Nah man, I got pringle penis so she spent the night cleaning crumbs of my former dick from her vagina.

Person 1: Shit, I feel bad for you son.

by goldbergtdpw December 16, 2012

Wrappin' Up The Pringles

to 'wrap up the pringles' is to act smarter than you actually are. anyone who wraps up the pringles is just a douche.

rachel: i am like so totally smarter than steven hawkings by far.
ben: wait, what? steven hawkings is a babe. just quit wrappin' up the pringles. capische?

by cillitbangrules June 18, 2009

Pringles Bank

A Pringles Bank is when you buy Pringles, eat the Pringles, then make a rectangular hole on the top of the plastic with a special knife. The hole is so that you can put coins in it and fill the Pringles Bank. Unlike the Piggy Bank, you can sometimes cheat on a Pringles Bank and open it before it is full and grab a little money for chips and a soda, then leave the rest of the money there. You put 5 dollar bills, 1 dollar bills, quarters,dimes, nickels, pennies, and more money.

I think I will put these dollar bills and change in the Pringles Bank.

by CynderFanclub January 1, 2023

Paying out the ass

Something you will pay a ridiculous amount of money to rent, buy, or repair/maintain.

"I just bought a used 1987 Porsche 944 Turbo...looks cool, but I know I'll be paying out the ass to do repairs on it!!"

by The Punisher 9mm December 13, 2014

Juandale Pringle

The brother of Quandale Dingle, future president of the United States. Juandale Pringle’s residence was briefly occupied by Quandale Dingle after his escape from prison.

Quandale Dingle: What’s up Juandale Pringle, how’s it been?
Juandale Pringle: Not much bro, just taking a shit

by drfriedrice April 16, 2022