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When someone screws up and their parents find out and get angry and prohibit them from doing stuff. A teenager form of grounding.
Marco couldn't come play and canoodle today because he's on punishment.
by Sarah #2 February 25, 2005
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Toilet Punisher

A colossally powerful fecal force directed into the toilet bowl. The toilet is at a loss to handle the influx of shit, and may either clog or require many flushes to clear.

Also may refer to the person channeling said force, whom is usually observed gripping nearby objects--or the toilet seat itself if nothing else will suffice--as the body struggles to maintain control as shit and soul are evacuated.
"Dude, I saw grip marks on your toilet seat, what the fuck happened?"

"Damn, Dan must have dropped another toilet punisher."
by Peristalsis October 12, 2009
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Crime and Punishment

A book written by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, a Russian author also known for his well-acclaimed novel, "The Brothers Karamazov".

Crime and Punishment is a novel often required by English teachers for students to read during their summer vacation. Some students may be discouraged at the length of the book, which is over 650 pages, but it's an absolutely fantastic novel filled with suspense and figurative language to make one certainly think over the actions of the characters.

It is, without a doubt, the best book I have ever read.
Crime and Punishment took me a while to read, but luckily it was a good book. I was never bored while reading it.
by George Wallace Admirer August 22, 2009
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Punishment Day

A term coined by GoAnimators that is used to describe a day where a certain GoAnimate character (i.e. Caillou, Rosie and others) endure a series of punishments, in which some of them can be fatal. The most common punishments are taking a really cold/hot shower or getting beaten up.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh! Rosie! How dare you steal candy from Walmart! That’s it! You’re so o o o o o o o o o o grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 999999999999000000000000000 years, and today is Punishment Day! - Boris

No, Dad, not another Punishment Day! - Rosie
by Kaleidoscopian August 8, 2018
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by Cosmo Wash.DC December 26, 2002
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pope punished

The action brought upon young children by the popes raging sexual desires.
"Daddy the pope punished me today"! "Son tell me exactly what hole the man tore apart with his massive holy staff"!?
by lord damp nutksdom f March 7, 2017
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cruel and unusual punishment

Back in the day,when parents were allowed to spank their children as means of last resort,occasionally a mother would make a wayward child go outside and select a willowy branch which would be used to "switch" the naked legs.Having to select the instrument of your punishment was considered cruel and unusual punishment.Sometime this was pre-punishment as indicated by "And just you wait until your dad gets home".
I would alway get a Forsythia branch as the device of my cruel and unusual punishment.
by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
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