Dog pounder

One who is attracted to unattractive partners.

Juan was a dog pounder, who had few standards other than a willingness to play!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

pounding

To eat or drink (Often times this denotes eating/drinking fast but this is not always the case.)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

pounding the beef

male masturbation; to manually stimulate the penis using and up and down motion

I was scared shitless when my mammy caught me pounding the beef to Amy Winehouse photos in my bedroom last night...

by Seymour Heiny May 22, 2008

Ad Profundis

The last thing you hear before Black Prior flips you over and fucks your shit up by letting the dakhness consume you.

'Ad profundis', Black Prior said, as he disposed of the filthy weeaboo's body into the dakhness.

by Duck Cock Expert MrFister December 18, 2019

Ground pound

What Vtuber Amelia Watson did to your mom last night.

Amelia Watson: "'...nothing beats a Ground Pound!' That's funny, 'cause uh.. you guys know.. that's actually.. what I did TO YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT HEHAHAHAHA."

by Arsnova July 15, 2021

Lil' Poundcake

A life-sized doll from season five of RuPaul's Drag Race. Her parents are Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 and Lineysha Sparx. Her favorite pasttimes are ridin' dirty and being a straight up motherfuckin' dickpig. Her catchphrase is "You're not my real dad and you never will be."

You are a dirtier whore than Lil' Poundcake!

by spiffy jiffy March 8, 2015

proud doctor

Noun: Term used to describe an individual who considers themselves a doctor although never attended medical school. It can also be used to describe anybody who is such a tool they call themselves a doctor in their online persona.

That chiropractor is such a proud doctor, he acts like he saves lives by giving back rubs.

by MJ\/FB October 8, 2013