dickhead-provocateur

A person who acts as a provocateur for no reason other than to be a dickhead.

Bob: Did you hear Donald Trump Jr. tell the crowd that "This isn't their Republican Party any more; it is Donald Trump's Republican Party" ?

Amy: Just ignore that dickhead-provocateur. We'll be done with him soon enough.

by Frustrated_Driver January 10, 2021

Agent Provocateur

A pompous troll. Someone who, in their dotage, envokes views on race, gender politics, or popular culture in desperate hope for attention. Usually a formerly great mind, communicator and/or broadcaster who has run ungraciously to insignificance. This is a self-defined term for an elderly person desperate for relevance.

For example, this post

“That Brian Edwards used to be amazing. But since he’s taken to elderly pompous trolling, he describes himself as an Agent Provocateur”

by El_d April 22, 2018

protomanexe07

Moderator on Neoseeker.com who is obsessed with moderating Rock Man EXE game forums.

This person has moderated Rock Man EXE 3 Blue, EXE 4: Blue Moon, EXE 2, and EXE 5: Team of Colonel

by Monty Python January 8, 2005

Photohater

When one photographer is hating on another photographer's work.

Tom: Damn, Sarah Photography has some Great Pics.!
Rachel: Mmmm, They're ok, But we all know mines are Better..!
Tom: Dang Rachel, your sounding like a Photohater.!

by BkBeauty June 30, 2009

photobate

To take a picture of one's self at arm's length or with the aid of a mirror.

I had to photobate most of my profile pictures. It seems like I don't have any friends.

by Anarch0n March 11, 2012

Prosopate

Seeing faces where none are present, for example in clouds. A specific form of paradoelia.

I can’t help but prosopate, every cloud looks like it is smiling at me.

by Truman Hawksmoor September 14, 2021

prosopate

Seeing faces where there aren’t any, for example, in clouds or tree bark.

People see faces everywhere, the human brain is made to prosopate.

by RobShawEdCo September 19, 2021