When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.
by Apathetic_Lamp August 24, 2011
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Get the poplocking mug.Someone with absolutely no taste in music at all, who is protective, in an unsettling way. Although this puffball is unpredictably protective at strange intervals, this does not bother the person being protected one bit. In fact, it pleases them.
That Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball dragged the class nerd away from me yet again... but I'm not complaining!
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George: Wow Bill, that is a really dirty thought-provoking question.
George: Wow Bill, that is a really dirty thought-provoking question.
by kris takahashi January 31, 2012
Get the Dirty Thought-Provoking mug.To spend a large amount of time preparing oneself for a night out. This is the initial stage to "peacocking".
Etymology derives from the dominant beauty of a peacock's feathers. One who precocks has generally spent a large amount of time making oneself physically pretty for a night or an event.
Etymology derives from the dominant beauty of a peacock's feathers. One who precocks has generally spent a large amount of time making oneself physically pretty for a night or an event.
I looked better than everyone else last night at the party. I was 'precocking' for hours...I looked good.
by FuzzyDunlop July 6, 2011
Get the Precocking mug.To use an object (for sex) as a barrier to the evils of gravity repeatedly, ie: couch. Named after Jackson Pollock because the "pollocked" object resembles his paintings as semen is randomly spattered everywhere on the object/canvas.
by JasonASJ August 28, 2005
Get the pollocking mug.A cross between a bollocking and a Jackson Pollock inspired painting.
Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.
Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.
The Dane was mad as a brush, blowing hot and cold from one minute to the next. After 3 hours of wasted efforts, I decided to give her a good pollocking.
by Repressed & remarkably dressed October 21, 2010
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