proletarian shopping

Looting; when the working class goes apeshit and steals large quantities of merchandise en masse, usually accompanied by vandalism, arson, and violence against the police.

The revolution is here! Lets smash those fucking windows and do some proletarian shopping!

by stuzzzzz January 7, 2008

proletarian banquet

when the proletariat celebrates the birthday of one of its own, not in a banquet hall, but right in the middle of the warehouse or machine shop during lunch hour

since i work in a warehouse, I was invited to a proletarian banquet last week.

by Sexydimma March 29, 2015

Proletariat Bidet

Saliva-soaked toilet paper used - in lieu of an actual bidet - to cleanse and soothe the anus.

I had explosive diarrhea at the train station and was left with no option but to take a proletariat bidet.

by Ocram April 22, 2003

Proletards

Woke individuals that are actually "broke" individuals, not monetarily, but philosophically. These are the working class people that think that just because they put the pieces together, they invented the concept or idea. These individuals think that "Their non-material, non-profit worlds are realms where rivers run with milk and coffee, where wine spurts from rocks at their command, where pastry drops on them from clouds at the price of opening their mouth." ~AR. These are the individuals that are woke and racist, who also don't realize that Karl Marx was a profound racist. They chastise others for being racists, but never took the time to realize they were supporting one of the most racist philosophers of our time. Not only did he get his economics wrong, he bungled his Metaphysics, his Epistemology, Ethics, and his Collectivistic politics. These Proletards never even venture into Aesthetics, they just LARP at any attempt.

Wow bro, voting for Bernie or the Left is the make Proletards. Don't be the guy that thinks one individuals rights can Trump another individuals rights. It's like saying that everyone has a right to universal healthcare, but in the process, some individuals rights supersede other individuals rights and make some individuals slaves to your pretend rights. Wow, what a contradiction in terms, what a disgusting waste of flesh.

by Objectivityiskey August 4, 2020

proletarian

The lower class of a society.

Poor people.

Eviscerate the proletarian!

by larstait October 12, 2003

proletariat

A Metalcore Band from Southern Orange County CA. Sounds like Death.

the proletariat plays worship music to the necroyeti who necrobates to satan and serves the necrowizard.

by necrobator March 26, 2007

PROletariat

The general assemblance of lower class afro-americans.

The PROletariat generally gathers in back alleyways to collect their drug money.

by Kaptain September 23, 2006