Procrastipoop

The act of holding ones bowels for an extended period of time in order to finish a task (usually video games).

Example 1:
"I procrastipooped for 9 rounds of search and destroy and nearly shit myself in the way to the bathroom".

Example 2:

"I was so into minecraft that I procrastipooped for 6 hours strait"

by SeniorWhopperPants February 18, 2012

procrastistalking

to avert work-related tasks in favor of searching for old, new or potential loved ones via the internet.

Heavens to Betsy! I have to get his project done by the end of the
day, but I can't stop procrastistalking JTT.

by tresemilita January 10, 2009

procrastistudying

1. Fucking around on the internet instead of writing a paper, studying for a test etc.

Instead of writing my research paper for history i was procrastistudying on facebook.

by Tom Chodesino February 26, 2008

Procrastihustlin'

Procrastinating to the extent that one gets so bored he/she is motivated to do work, not because work is due but because they have nothing better to do.

Friend: "Hey, what you up to, my dude?"

Hustla: "I'm just kickin' back procrastihustlin'."
Friend: "Oh fasho. Finally getting that essay finished?"

Hustla: "You already know."

by brandodoubleg November 18, 2014

Procrastiposting

The act of posting or sending YouTube, Tumblr, Reddit, or meme links to each of your friends on facebook, instead of cleaning. Procrastination by posting links everywhere.

Rob: Oh my god this .gif is so funny. I'm gonna send it to my sis because she likes kitties too.
Miko: Rob stop procrastiposting and study for your final tomorrow!

by rollerGhoster December 30, 2011

procrastidote

n. procrastidote. A concoction administered as necessary (not to exceed 12 times a day) to combat the effects of procrastination. Side effects include increased procrastination, death. See your doctor today...or tomorrow.

I.e., a futile attempt at countering procrastination.

This was a procrastidote.

by GedIsNotMySon June 29, 2009

Procrastinoting

During a class in which you find boring, when your teacher is writing stuff on the board and telling you to write notes, you ignore him and daydream or doodle

Guy 1: Hey man i dont understand the Geometry, can i borrow your notes?

Guy2: Sure, here you go

Guy1: Dude wtf, all i see is pictures of Godzilla fighting Batman

Guy2: Sorry, i have a bad case of procrastinoting

by XxxUrbanManiacXxx October 9, 2011