procrastidote

n. procrastidote. A concoction administered as necessary (not to exceed 12 times a day) to combat the effects of procrastination. Side effects include increased procrastination, death. See your doctor today...or tomorrow.

I.e., a futile attempt at countering procrastination.

This was a procrastidote.

by GedIsNotMySon June 29, 2009

procrastitoker

pro·cras·ti·toker
a person who habitually puts off doing things to TOKE. procrastitoke

"I'm a constant procrastitoker "

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

Procrastitokers

Pro·cras·ti·tokers
Stoners who puts off doing anything to TOKE before doing it.🔥💨

Ronnie and Ernesto are both constant PROCRASTITOKERS!
PROCRASTITOKERS are always Focused and Faded!

by ClassicRonnie February 18, 2019

procrastitoke

pro·cras·ti·toke
To put off doing anything to TOKE before doing it.

I gotta go but I’m going to procrastitoke!

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastihater

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.

Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!

by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009

procrastinate

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.

You. You procrastinate. You are the example.

by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastinate

What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am

When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...

I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.

by donottouchthat February 5, 2013