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Procrasterbating 

1. Masterbating instead of doing the work that you are supposed to be doing. Occurs frequently when high school boys are assigned to type a paper on something boring.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.
Example:
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"

PROCRASTERBATING

I was going to clean my room, but I was procrasterbating because i didn't want to clean.

Procrasturbating 

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.
Procrasturbating by The Middle Man January 29, 2003

Procrastibating 

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.
No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.
Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009

Procasterbating

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)
Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!
Procasterbating by bob mcd June 16, 2007

Procrasterbation 

God I really don't want to write this paper..

Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.