prognostification

Having the skills to prognostificate. See heterosexual

Dude that guy is lacking serious prognification skills.

by Luke December 17, 2004

Proconstipation

Procrastinating writing pure shit.

Bob: Proconstipation sucks
Bobett: Tell me about it, I need to crap out some chapters this weekend but it won't come out!!!

Stephanie Meyer: I need some time to Proconstipate, so I can save the world from Midnight Sun just a bit longer.

I'm still proconstipating writing my shitty little fanfic. I'll shit out a few more chapters before I go to bed.

by Rofflecakes April 17, 2010

proctostomy

from the *latin: *proct- anus, and *ostomy- the creation of a new hole. In simple terms, the shortening of 'ripping someone a new one.'

earl: man, clare just got all pissed off when she heard i dented the car.
phil: woa, she must've given you one bad proctostomy.

by lil' snoopy January 21, 2010

prochristmasnating

the act of putting off all your Christmas shopping and decorating until the last minute

Dan has perfected the art of prochristmasnating and buys all his gifts on Christmas Eve

by Thecoulterbolter December 6, 2017

prognostician

An expert in making predictions as to the prognosis or outcome of a disease/illness.

Dr. Logan, a phenomenal prognostician, was sick with the influenza virus, to which expertly and accurately predicted on Tuesday that he would be 100% better by Saturday.

by pope londs November 26, 2021

prochoose

v. remain the same in the number or amount of something

Friend: Hey! I heard that your favorite university is going to have a lot of applications this year, right? That may be really competitive for you!

Me: No, the number of applications prochooses this year, so no competition here, you read some bullshit I guess.

by ybnzl July 1, 2022

Pronostico, pronoUstico, pronosticO

Pronostico, pronoUstico, pronosticO

Pronostico, pronoUstico, pronosticO

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025