by acdows November 24, 2017

by ThisNamePassesTheLengthOfNames June 26, 2016

by private October 30, 2003

by Hell cat2 September 29, 2019

by ThatStarGirl June 7, 2009

Most commonly known in the role of “private” in the hit documentary penguins of Madagascar. He participated in many special op high pressure missions during this documentary. Most famously known for fucking masterminding the assassination of JFK. He got away with this planned murder unscaved and has earned the infamous title “Og Private”. Now in his old age he lives a causal life in Wisconsin with a loving wife (Mariah Carey) and 4 bitch ass children.
by Fingerbangerwithdadick August 30, 2020

Despite its rather fagged out sounding name, real Privateers are basically sea going mercenaries. They were often hired during the Age of Enlightenment to escort merchants and to fight against the Spanish/French/English depending on who they were working for.
by Guy who collects bounties on Star Trek fans November 20, 2003
