Printer Pussy

A mother who pops out out multiple children who look exactly the same

Kris Jenner has a printer pussy the way she popped them damn kids out.

by Timmy Pitstank October 8, 2021

Rogue Printer

A printer that a worker secretly installs, on an open network, or local pc port without his supervisor or boss knowing about it.

Dood1: Whats up with that printer hidden under your desk?

Dood2: Its rogue. Its a rogue printer man... That way i can save time and print my own stuff.

by tjamnz January 16, 2010

only fax no printer

A longer way of saying facts or fax. It is used when you agree with something, or it is undeniably true.

A: Beyoncé should have beat Adele at the Grammys.
B: Only fax no printer!

by Justin Galaxy January 8, 2018

Printer Cheese

Cheese that has been dropped into the laser printer at work by a sloppy co-worker walking around while eating snacks.

Alyx, did you see that printer cheese that someone left in the printer?

by Alfred! July 14, 2009

printerception

When in an office environment printing documents to a shared public printer and when you arrive your document is no longer there. It has been printercepted by another office worker.

Printerception: The act of knowingly or unknowingly removing another persons printed document from a shared public printer or copy machine.

Walking up to an empty printer Johnny realizes his print job is no longer there and screams out "WHO PRINTERCEPTED MY DOCUMENTS FROM THE COPY MACHINE?"

Printerception: The act of knowingly or unknowingly removing another persons printed document from a shared public printer or copy machine.

by RFDarress JR December 6, 2018

Printer Shit

The event in which one's printer shits out large quantities of paper. This could be the cause of a productive night of cramming a paper, printing a book, or the fact that one's printer randomly prints excessive amounts of paper.

Mike: How did your project go last night?

Brannon: My productivity levels on this project were so high last night that my HP Photosmart Premium took a huge printer shit.

by ifoamatthemouth October 23, 2011

fax no printer

Basically saying that its all truth no bs

Bro he's is hot fax no printer

by charlitttyy May 16, 2020